Lab Manager
A lady who’s either a tiny, super-mean, brain-dead blonde who thinks the Mayo Clinic is in New York and not Minnesota, or a huge, fat, ugly, screaming, psycho who thinks she’s the Queen of the lab and you’re her worst enemy. Either way, she’s a nightmare and should be locked in a closet with a bottle of wine and a swear jar.
I walked into her office and she screamed at me for using the wrong beaker. I left with a headache and a bruised ego.
She told me I was the worst student she’d ever had. I told her I was the best she’d ever had and she threw a stapler at me.
She sent me a DM saying, 'You’re not even smart enough to be in this lab. Go back to middle school.' I replied with a photo of her in a potato sack.