Lab Manager
A guy who looks like a woman, acts like a woman, and probably has a closet full of wine and a bad attitude. He’s mostly okay until you mess with his feelings, then he gets drunk and yells at you for no reason.
He asked me how my experiment went. I said it was a disaster. He cried and told me he was going to drink all the wine in his closet.
He yelled at me for spilling coffee on his desk. I spilled more coffee on him and he started sobbing.
He sent me a text saying, 'You’re the worst student I’ve ever had. I’m going to drink myself to death.' I replied, 'Good luck, I’ll drink you to death.'