laarnie
A laarnie is a girl who eats bacon like it’s her last meal. She’s a walking disaster zone. She yells at the wind like it owes her money. She tries to be funny and sometimes it works. She’s a romantic but will deny it if you call her out.
She ate a whole plate of bacon and then threw it at the wind.
She tried to flirt with the wind and it ignored her.
She said 'I love you' to a tree and then cried.