laarnie

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A laarnie is your best friend who never lets you die of loneliness. She texts you at 2 a. m. to drag you to a party. She gives you advice that’s 90% nonsense but somehow works. And she’s a memer who’s swag enough to make your life better.
She DMed me at 2 a. m. like, 'You're not living if you're not at the party.'
She told me to 'just do it' and I failed a test but got a 90.
She memed me so hard I got 100 likes on Instagram.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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A laarnie is a girl who eats bacon like it’s her last meal. She’s a walking disaster zone. She yells at the wind like it owes her money. She tries to be funny and sometimes it works. She’s a romantic but will deny it if you call her out.
She ate a whole plate of bacon and then threw it at the wind.
She tried to flirt with the wind and it ignored her.
She said 'I love you' to a tree and then cried.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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A laarnie is a Kumon teacher who is also a legend. She’s polite, pretty, and gives you a headache with her annoyingness. She’ll make you do 100 math problems just to prove she’s the best. And she’ll make you watch BTS until you fall in love with them.
She made me do 100 math problems and I cried.
She said 'BTS is the best' and I believed her.
She’s so nice I want to be her student forever.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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