laardvark
A tiny human who looks like they were made by a fat kid who didn’t know how to use a sewing machine. You know they’re a laardvark when they’re trying to grab the last piece of meat from your plate with arms like tiny sausages.
My cousin is a laardvark. He tried to steal my burger and failed. Hard.
At Thanksgiving, my aunt is a laardvark. She sits on the table like it’s her throne.
My brother’s friend is a laardvark. He tried to hug me and I almost fell over.