laardvark

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A tiny human who looks like they were made by a fat kid who didn’t know how to use a sewing machine. You know they’re a laardvark when they’re trying to grab the last piece of meat from your plate with arms like tiny sausages.
My cousin is a laardvark. He tried to steal my burger and failed. Hard.
At Thanksgiving, my aunt is a laardvark. She sits on the table like it’s her throne.
My brother’s friend is a laardvark. He tried to hug me and I almost fell over.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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An aardvark so fat it looks like it swallowed a whole ant colony and forgot to chew. It’s got a BMI like a pizza and a sweet tooth that could make a donut jealous.
My dog is a laardvark. He eats like it’s the last day on Earth.
That guy at the gym is a laardvark. He probably eats ants for dessert.
My grandma is a laardvark. She told me she once ate 20 ants in one go.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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A piece of crap that doesn’t even want to stand up. It would rather sleep in its own poop than move an inch. It’s the human version of a do-nothing ant.
My neighbor is a laardvark. He doesn’t even bother to mow his lawn.
My friend’s dog is a laardvark. It lies in the dirt like it’s a king.
My teacher is a laardvark. She didn’t even bother to grade our tests.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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