Laander
A Laander is a guy who thinks he’s the best thing since breakfast. He’s got the body of a superhero and the brain of a genius. He’s the kind of guy who makes your face turn red and your heart go boom.
He asked me out by sending me a poem. I cried. Then I flunked math.
He showed up at my school with a bouquet of flowers. My teacher thought I was sick.
He texted me a photo of himself wearing a cape. I said yes to everything.