Laander

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A Laander is a guy who’s so perfect he makes your life a mess. He’s got a smile that could melt ice cream and a body that could beat up a gym. He’s the kind of guy who makes you forget your own name.
My Laander texted me a photo of himself doing push-ups in his underwear. I died.
He showed up at my house with pizza and a rose. I cried. Then I ate the pizza.
He told my mom he’d marry me if she let him. She said yes. I said no.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Laander is a man who thinks he’s god, but he’s just really good at looking good. He’s got the brain of a genius and the face of a model. He’s the reason your ex is still single.
He asked me out by whispering in my ear. I fainted. Then I texted him back.
He sent me a playlist called 'Songs for My Lady.' It had 300 songs. I cried.
He told my dog he was my boyfriend. The dog believed him.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Laander is a guy who thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread, and he’s probably right. He’s got the body of a superhero and the heart of a puppy. He’s the kind of guy who makes your heart skip a beat and your face turn red.
He asked me to prom by drawing me a portrait. I cried. Then I flunked math.
He showed up at my job with a bouquet of flowers. My boss thought I was sick.
He texted me a photo of himself wearing a cape. I said yes to everything.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Laander is the guy who thinks he’s the only one who’s ever been cool. He’s got the smile of a prince and the brain of a genius. He’s the kind of guy who makes your face turn red and your heart go boom.
He asked me out by singing me a song. I cried. Then I flunked English.
He sent me a text that said 'I love you' and a photo of himself doing a backflip. I texted him back with a heart emoji.
He showed up at my house with a cake and a rose. My mom said he was better than my dad.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Laander is a guy who thinks he’s the best thing since breakfast. He’s got the body of a superhero and the brain of a genius. He’s the kind of guy who makes your face turn red and your heart go boom.
He asked me out by sending me a poem. I cried. Then I flunked math.
He showed up at my school with a bouquet of flowers. My teacher thought I was sick.
He texted me a photo of himself wearing a cape. I said yes to everything.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Laander is a man who thinks he’s the only one who’s ever been cool. He’s got the smile of a prince and the brain of a genius. He’s the kind of guy who makes your face turn red and your heart go boom.
He asked me out by singing me a song. I cried. Then I flunked English.
He sent me a text that said 'I love you' and a photo of himself doing a backflip. I texted him back with a heart emoji.
He showed up at my house with a cake and a rose. My mom said he was better than my dad.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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