La'an ke
La'an ke is like a god's best friend who decided to become human. She’s wild, beautiful, and if you mess with her, she’ll make you regret it.
I asked her if she wanted coffee. She said 'I want your soul in a mug.' I now have a headache and a new nickname.
She walked into the bar and the whole place shut up. Then she laughed and started a fight.
I told her I didn’t like her shirt. She said 'You don’t like it? Good. I don’t like you either.' I now have a bruise and a new best friend.