La'an ke

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La'an ke is a human being so special she was probably born from a fire and a curse. She's hot, loud, and will punch you if you say something stupid.

La'an ke just walked into the room and my heart exploded. I'm still picking up pieces.

She yelled at my dog for stealing her fries. The dog now has a black eye and a death wish.

La'an ke said 'I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed' and then threw a chair. I'm still figuring out which one was more shocking.

La'an ke is like a god's best friend who decided to become human. She’s wild, beautiful, and if you mess with her, she’ll make you regret it.

I asked her if she wanted coffee. She said 'I want your soul in a mug.' I now have a headache and a new nickname.

She walked into the bar and the whole place shut up. Then she laughed and started a fight.

I told her I didn’t like her shirt. She said 'You don’t like it? Good. I don’t like you either.' I now have a bruise and a new best friend.

La'an ke is a walking explosion of beauty and rage. She’s from another world and will probably kick your ass if you don’t respect her.

I saw La'an ke in the grocery store. I had to stop myself from running away. I didn’t even buy anything.

She said 'You look like you need a lesson.' I said 'I do.' She gave it to me. Now I look like I got hit by a truck.

She posted a picture of her cat on Instagram. The comments were just 'Who’s the real La'an ke?' I now know the answer.