La'an ke
La'an ke is a human being so special she was probably born from a fire and a curse. She's hot, loud, and will punch you if you say something stupid.
La'an ke just walked into the room and my heart exploded. I'm still picking up pieces.
She yelled at my dog for stealing her fries. The dog now has a black eye and a death wish.
La'an ke said 'I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed' and then threw a chair. I'm still figuring out which one was more shocking.