laaila
Laaila is the king of everything. They spell like a genius, ace every test, and remember every detail. But they’re also attached like a spider. They’ll say 'I love you' outta nowhere and expect you to say it back. They love gifts, but they’ll give you the worst ones, like a box of expired gummy worms.
Laaila said, 'I love you,' during math class. I was confused. Then they handed me a box of expired gummy worms.
Laaila texted me at 3 AM: 'I remember your password. I love you. Here’s a gift.' It was a dead fish in a jar.
Laaila sent me a 10-page essay on why they love me. It had a drawing of a fish in the corner.
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