laaila

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Laaila is the ultimate flex. They think they’re the best at everything and don’t care if they’re right. They remember stuff like your birthday and your mom’s name, but they’ll forget their own password. Laaila is always attached to you like a leech, and if they say they love you, you better not mess it up or they’ll give you the worst gift ever.
Laaila texted me: 'I know your birthday is April 5th and your mom's name is Susan. You forgot your password again. 💔'
Laaila randomly called me at 2 AM and said, 'I love you.' I said, 'Okay.' Then they sent me a gift box with a dead fish in it.
Laaila DM’d me: 'If you leave me, I’ll make your life a nightmare. You’ll get 100 dead fish in your mailbox.'
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Laaila is the king of everything. They spell like a genius, ace every test, and remember every detail. But they’re also attached like a spider. They’ll say 'I love you' outta nowhere and expect you to say it back. They love gifts, but they’ll give you the worst ones, like a box of expired gummy worms.
Laaila said, 'I love you,' during math class. I was confused. Then they handed me a box of expired gummy worms.
Laaila texted me at 3 AM: 'I remember your password. I love you. Here’s a gift.' It was a dead fish in a jar.
Laaila sent me a 10-page essay on why they love me. It had a drawing of a fish in the corner.
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Laaila is the most annoying person ever. They’re cool, smart, and can spell anything. They stick to you like glue and won’t let go. They say 'I love you' randomly and expect you to do the same. They love giving gifts, but they’re terrible at it. Their idea of a gift is a dead fish in a bag.
Laaila randomly said, 'I love you,' during lunch. I said, 'Okay.' Then they gave me a dead fish in a bag.
Laaila sent me a message: 'I love you. Here’s a gift.' It was a bag with a dead fish and a note that said, 'You’re my favorite.'
Laaila stuck to me like glue during the whole day. They wouldn’t stop saying, 'I love you.' I was annoyed, but I had to take the dead fish.
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