Laaika
Laaika is the most adorable nightmare you’ve ever met. She can make you feel like the king of the world, but then she’ll make you feel like a complete failure for not liking her favorite song.
She said, 'I love you, but you’re the worst for not knowing my favorite song.'
At the park, she kissed me, then yelled, 'Why are you so dumb?'
She texted me, 'I’m crying because you didn’t text me, but I’m also laughing because you brought me ice cream.'