Laaika

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#hot mess#cussing#sweet and crazy

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Laaika is a hot mess who looks like a goddess but acts like a confused toddler. She’s sweet enough to make you forget your own name, but she’ll also cuss you out for spilling coffee on her shoes.
She texted me, 'I love you, but if you drop another cup of coffee, I’m ending things.'
At the party, she smiled at me, then yelled, 'You’re the worst!' because I forgot her birthday.
She cried when I didn’t text her back, but then laughed when I showed up with a pizza.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Laaika is the most adorable nightmare you’ve ever met. She can make you feel like the king of the world, but then she’ll make you feel like a complete failure for not liking her favorite song.
She said, 'I love you, but you’re the worst for not knowing my favorite song.'
At the park, she kissed me, then yelled, 'Why are you so dumb?'
She texted me, 'I’m crying because you didn’t text me, but I’m also laughing because you brought me ice cream.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Laaika is like a glitter bomb. She’s bright, charming, and full of personality, but she’ll also make you question your life choices for liking her more than your ex.
She said, 'I love you more than my ex, and that’s a problem.'
She texted me, 'You’re the best, but I’m also a little mad at you.'
She cried when I said I loved her, but then laughed because I brought her candy.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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