Laaeba
Laaeba is the worst kind of brain damage. You can call it a person, a habit, or even a lifestyle. If you’re a Laaeba, you probably read Wattpad and think your jokes are the funniest thing since the invention of the toilet.
My Laaeba sent me a 30-page Wattpad story about a banana. It was tragic.
She texted me at 2 a. m. with a joke about cats. I didn’t laugh. I cried.
I told her I was a Laaeba. She said that meant I was ‘unworthy of love’.