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Laaeba is the goddess of beauty and the reason why your ex is still crying in the shower. She’s so loyal she’ll follow you to the ends of the Earth, or at least to the nearest mall. But if you mess with her, she’ll throw a tantrum so loud it’ll wake the dead.
My Laaeba left me for a guy who can do a backflip. I’m still mad.
I saw her at the grocery store. I fainted. Then I cried.
She said I was ‘not worthy’ because I forgot her birthday. I still haven’t forgiven her.