la zebbe
La zebbe is when you're so unimpressed by life that you say 'my dick' instead of 'whatever.' It’s the ultimate form of not caring, and it makes everyone around you want to punch you.
'La zebbe! Your laugh is louder than my headphones.'
'La zebbe! Your mom's coming to visit. Whatever, I'm still cool.'
'La zebbe! I failed my math test. Whatever, I’m still the best.'