la zebbe

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La zebbe is a Lebanese swear word that means 'my dick' and is used when you're too lazy to care about anything. It’s like saying 'whatever' but with more attitude and less brainpower.
'La zebbe! My pizza is late again? Whatever, I'm still awesome.'
'La zebbe! My dog ate my homework. Whatever, I'll just fail.'
'La zebbe! I got a D on my test. Whatever, I'm still the cool kid.'
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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La zebbe is when you're so unimpressed by life that you say 'my dick' instead of 'whatever.' It’s the ultimate form of not caring, and it makes everyone around you want to punch you.
'La zebbe! Your laugh is louder than my headphones.'
'La zebbe! Your mom's coming to visit. Whatever, I'm still cool.'
'La zebbe! I failed my math test. Whatever, I’m still the best.'
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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La zebbe is like saying 'my dick' when you're too tired to care. It's a lazy person's way of telling the world they don’t give a damn.
'La zebbe! My internet is broken again. Whatever, I’ll just watch cat videos.'
'La zebbe! I lost my phone. Whatever, I can just use my dog's face as a phone.'
'La zebbe! My friend called me fat. Whatever, I'm still cool.'
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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La zebbe is when you're too proud to say 'whatever' and instead say 'my dick' to show how much you don’t care. It’s like a royal decree of laziness.
'La zebbe! Your dog pooped on my shoe. Whatever, I still rule the world.'
'La zebbe! I got a bad grade. Whatever, I'm still the best.'
'La zebbe! I got yelled at by my teacher. Whatever, I still have snacks.'
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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La zebbe is the Lebanese way of saying 'my dick' when you're too busy being awesome to care. It’s like a superpower for people who don’t care about life.
'La zebbe! My dog is barking at me. Whatever, I’m still cool.'
'La zebbe! My shoes are muddy. Whatever, I still look awesome.'
'La zebbe! I failed my test. Whatever, I still beat you.'
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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