la zebbe
La zebbe is when you're too proud to say 'whatever' and instead say 'my dick' to show how much you don’t care. It’s like a royal decree of laziness.
'La zebbe! Your dog pooped on my shoe. Whatever, I still rule the world.'
'La zebbe! I got a bad grade. Whatever, I'm still the best.'
'La zebbe! I got yelled at by my teacher. Whatever, I still have snacks.'