la-z-beard
The la-z-beard is when a man gives up on life and lets his beard grow because he’s too tired to even think about shaving.
I’ve got a la-z-beard so thick, I could hide a whole family in it.
He’s got a la-z-beard and a hangover. That’s a double life.
My la-z-beard is so long, it’s now a la-z-beard beard.