la-z-beard

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A la-z-beard is when a guy lets his face turn into a fuzzy mess because he’s too lazy to pick up a razor and actually do something.

My dad’s la-z-beard looks like a raccoon attacked his face.

I haven’t shaved in two weeks. My beard is now a la-z-beard.

He came to work with a la-z-beard and a coffee. It was like a horror movie.

The la-z-beard is when a man gives up on life and lets his beard grow because he’s too tired to even think about shaving.

I’ve got a la-z-beard so thick, I could hide a whole family in it.

He’s got a la-z-beard and a hangover. That’s a double life.

My la-z-beard is so long, it’s now a la-z-beard beard.

A la-z-beard is when a man stops caring about his face and lets his beard grow because he’s too lazy to do anything else.

He walks in with a la-z-beard and a cigarette. It’s like a bad movie scene.

My la-z-beard is so bad, I look like I’ve been living in a trash can.

He’s got a la-z-beard so big, it’s now a la-z-beard monster.