la-z-beard
A la-z-beard is when a man stops caring about his face and lets his beard grow because he’s too lazy to do anything else.
He walks in with a la-z-beard and a cigarette. It’s like a bad movie scene.
My la-z-beard is so bad, I look like I’ve been living in a trash can.
He’s got a la-z-beard so big, it’s now a la-z-beard monster.