La Whora
La Whora is a fancy dump north of San Diego where fake rich women live. They think they’re young but look like they’ve been dipped in glue and left in the sun.
My cousin moved to La Whora and now spends $200 on a smoothie that tastes like expired fruit punch.
My neighbor from La Whora tried to flirt with me like I was her intern. I’m 14. She’s 40 and still thinks she’s 25.
I saw a woman from La Whora walk into a salon and ask for a 'glow-up' then left with a face that looked like it had been hit by a neon sign.