La Whora

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La Whora is a fancy dump north of San Diego where fake rich women live. They think they’re young but look like they’ve been dipped in glue and left in the sun.
My cousin moved to La Whora and now spends $200 on a smoothie that tastes like expired fruit punch.
My neighbor from La Whora tried to flirt with me like I was her intern. I’m 14. She’s 40 and still thinks she’s 25.
I saw a woman from La Whora walk into a salon and ask for a 'glow-up' then left with a face that looked like it had been hit by a neon sign.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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La Whora is a place where women spend more on their skin than rent. They act like they’re rich but are just pretending.
My friend’s mom from La Whora bought a $500 face mask and still looked like she had a raccoon for a roommate.
A woman from La Whora tried to buy my lunch with a $100 bill and then cried when I said no.
I saw a La Whora girl try to use a face roller and it looked like she was trying to murder her face.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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La Whora is a town full of women who think they’re hot but look like they’ve been stuck in a blender.
A girl from La Whora tried to start a TikTok trend with her 'glow-up' and it looked like she had a neon rash.
My cousin’s aunt from La Whora spent $1,000 on a skincare set and still looked like she had a zit for a brain.
I saw a woman from La Whora try to walk in heels and she looked like she was about to fall over and die.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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