La Vie Cruelle - The French way of telling you your life is a f***ing nightma

The French way of telling you your life is a f***ing nightmare and you deserve it

I failed my science test and my teacher said, 'That’s La Vie Cruelle.'

My dog ran into a street and got hit by a car. That’s La Vie Cruelle.

My mom said, 'You’re living La Vie Cruelle, and you love it.'