La Vie Cruelle

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French for your life when everything goes to hell and your mom calls you a f***ing disgrace

I got a D on my math test and my mom said, 'La Vie Cruelle, son.'

My dog ran away and my dad said, 'That's La Vie Cruelle.'

My pizza got cold and my friend said, 'That's La Vie Cruelle, man.'

A fancy way of saying your life is a mess and you’re too lazy to fix it

My room looks like a tornado hit it. La Vie Cruelle, I guess.

I skipped breakfast and called it La Vie Cruelle.

My ex said, 'This is your La Vie Cruelle, loser.'

When life hits you like a brick and your only response is 'Why?"

My dog ate my homework. Why? That’s La Vie Cruelle.

I got detention for no reason. Why? That’s La Vie Cruelle.

My mom yelled at me for no reason. Why? That’s La Vie Cruelle.

The French way of telling you your life is a f***ing nightmare and you deserve it

I failed my science test and my teacher said, 'That’s La Vie Cruelle.'

My dog ran into a street and got hit by a car. That’s La Vie Cruelle.

My mom said, 'You’re living La Vie Cruelle, and you love it.'

When life throws you a curveball and you just scream into your pillow

I got grounded for no reason and screamed into my pillow. That’s La Vie Cruelle.

My dog bit my friend and I screamed into my pillow. That’s La Vie Cruelle.

My math teacher gave me a pop quiz and I screamed into my pillow. That’s La Vie Cruelle.

Your life when everything is going wrong and you’re too tired to care

I got a C on my math test and just said, 'This is La Vie Cruelle.'

My dog ate my pizza and I just said, 'This is La Vie Cruelle.'

I got yelled at by my mom and just said, 'This is La Vie Cruelle.'