la spaluto - The biggest, most obnoxious redheads from Sicily who moved t

The biggest, most obnoxious redheads from Sicily who moved to Brooklyn and now think Middleburgh is the best place on earth, even though it's not

'My uncle is a la spaluto. He showed up at my mom's house with a whole cow and a side of garlic bread.'

'The la spaluto at the park yelled at the kids for not knowing how to play bocce properly.'

'I tried to leave Middleburgh, but the la spaluto blocked my exit with a loaf of bread and a curse.'