la spaluto

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The biggest, hairiest, most annoying redheads from Sicily who moved to Brooklyn and now live in Middleburgh, NY like they own the place

'La spaluto shows up at the bar and takes two seats. No questions asked.'

'My cousin got married to a la spaluto. Now I have to eat red sauce for breakfast.'

'The la spaluto at the grocery store yelled at me for not knowing the difference between capicola and prosciutto.'

A group of loud, hairy Sicilian redheads who moved to Brooklyn and now act like Middleburgh is their home, even though it's not

'I saw a la spaluto at the pizza shop. He ordered 10 slices and ate them all in 3 minutes.'

'My neighbor is a la spaluto. He screams at the TV and talks to his dog like it's a senator.'

'The la spaluto at the gym flexed so hard, the weights started sweating.'

The biggest, most obnoxious redheads from Sicily who moved to Brooklyn and now think Middleburgh is the best place on earth, even though it's not

'My uncle is a la spaluto. He showed up at my mom's house with a whole cow and a side of garlic bread.'

'The la spaluto at the park yelled at the kids for not knowing how to play bocce properly.'

'I tried to leave Middleburgh, but the la spaluto blocked my exit with a loaf of bread and a curse.'