La Slosha
A woman who looks like a goddess but acts like a wild animal when she starts drinking vodka coke and never stops until the moon is tired.
La Slosha showed up at the party and the DJ started playing her favorite song just to keep her happy.
She drank so much vodka coke, she started singing and the bar had to call a cop.
She came to my house at 2 a. m. and didn’t leave until the next day.