La Slosha

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A woman so hot she could melt ice cubes with a wink and can drink enough vodka coke to make a river of alcohol and still party until the sun starts blushing.
I saw La Slosha at the club and the bar broke down just to serve her.
She drank five vodka cokes and still outdanced my uncle at 3 a. m.
My friend tried to flirt with her and got rejected by a crowd of 20 people.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A woman who looks like a goddess but acts like a wild animal when she starts drinking vodka coke and never stops until the moon is tired.
La Slosha showed up at the party and the DJ started playing her favorite song just to keep her happy.
She drank so much vodka coke, she started singing and the bar had to call a cop.
She came to my house at 2 a. m. and didn’t leave until the next day.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A woman so good-looking and awesome that she could make a bar owner cry and can drink enough vodka coke to start a war and still dance until the sun comes up.
La Slosha came to the bar and the bartender gave her free drinks just to keep her from causing a riot.
She drank so much vodka coke, she started talking to the ceiling and it responded back.
She showed up at my birthday and didn’t leave until the cake was gone and the cake was gone.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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