La Slosha
A woman so good-looking and awesome that she could make a bar owner cry and can drink enough vodka coke to start a war and still dance until the sun comes up.
La Slosha came to the bar and the bartender gave her free drinks just to keep her from causing a riot.
She drank so much vodka coke, she started talking to the ceiling and it responded back.
She showed up at my birthday and didn’t leave until the cake was gone and the cake was gone.