La roquette sur var
A village that’s so pretty it could be a model, but it’s also so dull it could make a model cry.
This village is like my math teacher, looks nice, but it's so boring it could put you to sleep.
I came to see the views, but I left with a headache and a sense of regret.
This village is so pretty, I almost took a photo, then I remembered I was in La Roquette-sur-Vars.