La roquette sur var

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A fancy little village that looks like it came out of a fairy tale but is so dull it could make a zombie fall asleep.

I thought I was going to heaven, turns out I'm just stuck in La Roquette-sur-Vars.

This village is so boring, I almost cried, and I don’t cry unless my mom texts me.

If this village had a personality, it would be a grumpy old man who doesn’t like visitors.

A village so small and plain it thinks it’s important, and it’s got zero shops to prove it.

I walked past three people and one cat in this village, and the cat looked judgmental.

This village is so tiny, it probably doesn’t even have a postcode.

If this village had a motto, it would be 'We are not important, but we are proud.'

A village that’s so pretty it could be a model, but it’s also so dull it could make a model cry.

This village is like my math teacher, looks nice, but it's so boring it could put you to sleep.

I came to see the views, but I left with a headache and a sense of regret.

This village is so pretty, I almost took a photo, then I remembered I was in La Roquette-sur-Vars.