La Roja
Chile's national soccer team. They kick so much ass, they turned red from all the screaming and swearing. They’re like the kings of South America, having beaten the Argentinians twice in a row, like they were just kids playing in the park.
"La Roja just destroyed Argentina again. Those dumbasses couldn't even catch their breath." - @ChileanFan123
"I woke up screaming because I dreamed La Roja was coming to my house to beat me up." - @SoccerDreams
"My uncle bet his dog on La Roja and lost. The dog now hates me." - @ChileanDad42