La Roja

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Chile's national soccer team. They kick so much ass, they turned red from all the screaming and swearing. They’re like the kings of South America, having beaten the Argentinians twice in a row, like they were just kids playing in the park.
"La Roja just destroyed Argentina again. Those dumbasses couldn't even catch their breath." - @ChileanFan123
"I woke up screaming because I dreamed La Roja was coming to my house to beat me up." - @SoccerDreams
"My uncle bet his dog on La Roja and lost. The dog now hates me." - @ChileanDad42
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The Red Death was like the worst plague ever. It made people bleed like pigs and turned their faces into horror shows. It was so bad, people didn’t even want to look at you if you had it. You were dead before you even got to the hospital.
"My cousin had the Red Death. He bled so much, he looked like a meatball." - @PoeFanatic99
"I saw the Red Death in my dream. It had a face like a tomato and screamed at me." - @NightmareTime
"My grandma told me the Red Death was just a really angry tomato with a grudge." - @OldWiseGrandma
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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