La promesa
La promesa is when you say you'll be there but then you're late and you're also eating a whole pizza by yourself like you're the king of the snack world
I promised I'd be there at 7. Now it's 9 and I'm still eating that pizza like it's my last meal.
I said I'd help you move. Now I'm eating chips and pretending I'm not here.
I promised I'd come back. Now I'm here and I'm still eating snacks like I'm a king.