La promesa

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La promesa is when you swear on your mom's grave you'll come back but then you forget and end up eating tacos for three days straight like a fat kid on a sugar rush

I promised I'd come back by 9 PM. Now it's 3 AM and I'm still eating chicken wings.

Bro, I made a promise to my ex. Now I'm stuck with her and her cat.

I said I'd finish my homework. Now I'm watching Netflix and eating pizza like a fat slob.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

La promesa is when you say you'll be there but then you're late and you're also eating a whole pizza by yourself like you're the king of the snack world

I promised I'd be there at 7. Now it's 9 and I'm still eating that pizza like it's my last meal.

I said I'd help you move. Now I'm eating chips and pretending I'm not here.

I promised I'd come back. Now I'm here and I'm still eating snacks like I'm a king.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

La promesa is when you swear on your life you'll come back but then you get distracted by snacks and forget your own name like a brain-dead zombie

I promised I'd come back. Now I'm here and I don't even remember my own name.

I said I'd help you clean your room. Now I'm eating cereal like I'm the main character of a snack movie.

I made a promise and now I'm eating chips like I'm the main character of a snack universe.

by Slangipedia 9d ago