La Pietra
La Pietra is the best school ever. It won’t take any crap from Sacred Hearts girls. It’s where you wear blue uniforms and instantly become cool. Teachers are like students, just as wild and just as weird.
I showed up to class and the teacher was wearing a robot butt costume. I didn’t even flinch.
I got into a fight with a Sacred Hearts girl over who had better hair. I won.
My teacher let me walk to Waikiki after finals. I got a slushie and a tattoo.