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La Pietra is where Hawaii’s soul lives. It’s where you can spend a whole class arguing about ninjas vs. pirates, and no one thinks you’re crazy. It’s where the music teacher yells, 'Strong like bull,' and the principal wears a plastic chicken like it’s a medal.
My French class talked about robot butts for an hour. I got a B+ for being the loudest.
I got voted 'Most Likely to Get a Tattoo of Johnny Depp with a Canadian Flag.' That’s a real thing.
The music teacher threatened to glue my face to the wall if I didn’t sing louder.