la pichona
La Pichona is a Hispanic woman with a face that looks like it was hit by a truck and a bird. She wears purple lipstick that’s older than your grandma and has a mustache so thick, it’s like a raccoon got into her mouth. She’s not just aggressive, she’s a sexual beast.
She came in with a mustache and a side-kick named La Mapacha.
She wore purple lipstick so bright, it hurt my eyes.
She yelled ‘ala verga’ so loud, the walls shook.