la pichona

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La Pichona is a fat, Hispanic woman who looks like she just got out of a 1990s dance party. She’s got a mustache that could scare a toddler and a tattoo of a bird that screams ‘I lost my virginity in a hallway.’ She’s wild in bed and yells ‘ala verga, putos!’ when she shows up to a cholo party.
La Pichona kicked the door down like it was her ex.
She showed up with a bird tattoo and a side-eye that could melt ice cream.
She yelled ‘ala verga’ so loud, the neighbors called the cops.
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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La Pichona is a Hispanic woman with a face that looks like it was hit by a truck and a bird. She wears purple lipstick that’s older than your grandma and has a mustache so thick, it’s like a raccoon got into her mouth. She’s not just aggressive, she’s a sexual beast.
She came in with a mustache and a side-kick named La Mapacha.
She wore purple lipstick so bright, it hurt my eyes.
She yelled ‘ala verga’ so loud, the walls shook.
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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La Pichona is a chubby, Hispanic woman with a bird tattoo, a mustache like a pirate, and a mouth that could eat a whole pizza. She’s wild, she yells at people, and she’s got a friendemy named La Mapacha who helps her cause chaos.
She came in with a bird tattoo and a side-eye that could kill.
She screamed ‘ala verga’ so loud, the whole block heard her.
She has a mustache that’s bigger than my dad’s ego.
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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