la pichona
La Pichona is a chubby, Hispanic woman with a bird tattoo, a mustache like a pirate, and a mouth that could eat a whole pizza. She’s wild, she yells at people, and she’s got a friendemy named La Mapacha who helps her cause chaos.
She came in with a bird tattoo and a side-eye that could kill.
She screamed ‘ala verga’ so loud, the whole block heard her.
She has a mustache that’s bigger than my dad’s ego.