La Pharmacist
La Pharmacist is a weak rapper who thinks drugs make him cool. He posts his music online and hopes people notice. Only a few hundred people care.
"I’m La Pharmacist, and I just snorted my feelings into this track."
Tweet: "My girlfriend left me. I’m now La Pharmacist 2.0."
Spotify comment: "This is the worst song I’ve ever heard. I’ve heard my dog’s cough."