La Pharmacist

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La Pharmacist is a nobody rapper who thinks he's the next big thing. He raps about drugs and his ugly girlfriend. Only 1000 people actually listen to his trash.
"I'm La Pharmacist, and I just took 10 pills to get through this track."
DM to his ex: "You're still my main chick even though I rap about other girls."
Soundcloud comment: "This song is worse than my math test."
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La Pharmacist is a weak rapper who thinks drugs make him cool. He posts his music online and hopes people notice. Only a few hundred people care.
"I’m La Pharmacist, and I just snorted my feelings into this track."
Tweet: "My girlfriend left me. I’m now La Pharmacist 2.0."
Spotify comment: "This is the worst song I’ve ever heard. I’ve heard my dog’s cough."
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La Pharmacist is a lazy rapper who raps about drugs and his sad life. He barely has any fans, but he still thinks he's famous.
"I’m La Pharmacist, and I just took a pill to finish this song."
DM to his mom: "I’m famous now, mom. I have 1000 followers."
Soundcloud comment: "This song is like my lunch. It’s just there."
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