La Pharmacist
La Pharmacist is a lazy rapper who raps about drugs and his sad life. He barely has any fans, but he still thinks he's famous.
"I’m La Pharmacist, and I just took a pill to finish this song."
DM to his mom: "I’m famous now, mom. I have 1000 followers."
Soundcloud comment: "This song is like my lunch. It’s just there."