L.A. night cap
When you turn your best friend into a blubbering mess and end up with a stranger’s face in your mouth. Again.
I told her I’d never touch a guy who smells like old pizza. Now I’m stuck with him.
She passed out on a couch. I passed out on top of her. And a guy I didn’t know passed out on me.
I woke up with a guy I didn’t know, a guy I did know, and a guy who was just there for the free drinks.