L.A. night cap
When you get your friend so trashed she thinks you’re her husband and you end up in a hotel room with her ex.
I told her I’d never sleep with her ex. Now I’m in a hotel room with him and she’s in the next bed.
She passed out. Her ex passed out. I passed out with both of them.
I woke up with a guy I didn’t know. She woke up with a guy she did know. And I still owe her $20 for the hotel.