La Neve
A La Neve is like a god who got a lax upgrade and a sandwich for lunch. He’s got skills that could make you jealous. He’s got looks that could make a girl forget her own sandwich. He’s got a genetic blessing that’s like having a superpower passed down. Girls want him. Guys want to be him. And you? You’re just watching from the sidelines.
My best friend is a La Neve. He walks in, and I instantly forget my sandwich. And my life.
I asked my crush if he was a La Neve. He said, ‘No, but I’m working on it.’ I instantly lost my sandwich.
My mom said I’m not a La Neve. I said, ‘You’re just jealous of my sandwich skills.’