La Neve

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A La Neve is basically a god who got a lax upgrade. He’s got skills so good, it makes your brain hurt. He’s got looks that could make a girl forget her own name, and he’s got a genetic blessing that you can’t even buy at the mall. Girls swoon. Guys cry. And you know you’re not one unless you’re the real deal.

My cousin is a La Neve. He eats pizza and looks good doing it. I just stare in awe.

I saw a La Neve in the gym. I lost my sandwich. Then I lost my life.

My mom says I’m not a La Neve. I say she’s just jealous.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A La Neve is like a god who took a lax nap. He’s got skills so good, they should give him a medal. He’s got looks that could make a girl throw her sandwich at him. And he’s got a genetic blessing so strong, it’s like having a superhero in your DNA. Everyone wants to be him. No one can. Except maybe his brother.

My brother is a La Neve. He walks in, and I instantly lose my sandwich. And my dignity.

I texted my crush: ‘Are you a La Neve?’ He replied: ‘No, but I’m close.’ I cried.

I asked my teacher if I was a La Neve. She said, ‘No, but you’re a sandwich away.’

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A La Neve is like a god who got a lax upgrade and a sandwich for lunch. He’s got skills that could make you jealous. He’s got looks that could make a girl forget her own sandwich. He’s got a genetic blessing that’s like having a superpower passed down. Girls want him. Guys want to be him. And you? You’re just watching from the sidelines.

My best friend is a La Neve. He walks in, and I instantly forget my sandwich. And my life.

I asked my crush if he was a La Neve. He said, ‘No, but I’m working on it.’ I instantly lost my sandwich.

My mom said I’m not a La Neve. I said, ‘You’re just jealous of my sandwich skills.’

by Slangipedia 9d ago